So, without further ado, here are 15 tips to make your house look as amazing as mine!
- Have your toddler throw dry oatmeal everywhere. If you don't have a toddler, just throw it in an indiscriminate manner in every room. Don't vaccuum for two days.
- Reuse your towels! By that I mean don't wash your towels and scramble to find one that was hanging over the back of a chair after your kid's bath last night.
- Spill stuff. Wipe it up, but don't realize it's still sticky till later when you set an important paper on it.
- Always have at least one thing crammed into the back of your fridge that shouldn't be there.
- Only get rid of the kid's cave art when the landlord is coming over.
- Mix your lights, whites and darks. (Husband commentary: "...and the reds.")
- Stack anything that doesn't have a place on top of the fridge.
- Clean out your oven infrequently enough that you have to Google how to clean out your oven when you do.
- Definitely do NOT put your cups/plates/bowls in the same order in the cabinet every time.
- Wait three months before deciding if old mail should be thrown away.
- I strongly recommend avoiding putting all your groceries away when you get home. Leave a few on the counter or table.
- Have a catchall drawer in every room where it's nigh impossible to find anything.
- If you don't feel like folding laundry, toss it in a bin or basket for later.
- Only do laundry once a week, or one load as needed. The as needed load goes straight into the basket/bin. (Husband commentary: "I think you're being too generous here.")
- Have 15 hangers for 45 items that need to be hanged in the closet.
Have a great Wednesday!
Bethany
Ha! I love this... I have a bunch and mine goes from decent to appearing it hasn't been cleaned in months within minutes!
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